Somebody claiming to be Eisenhower’s great-granddaughter

Somebody claiming to be Eisenhower’s great-granddaughter 2014-12-31T15:48:16-07:00

is a alleged expert in “frontier health, natural systems, alchemy, metaphysics and ancient history, and also has degrees and certifications in science, wilderness expedition leadership, natural healing and building. She is a mythic cosmologist, global strategist, clairvoyant healer, Earth advocate, and artist.”

She also says she was targeted by “time travel surveillance and attempted manipulation by trained intelligence agents attached to a Mars colony project”.

It just gets better from there. Don’t miss the comboxes. Comedy gold. And so very very Seattle.


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