A reader sends this along

from a combox he read somewhere:

Right now in a large conference room the crack team of BP spin people are working feverishly on a plan. Lets listen in — shall we?

All right. We can make this work for us. Come on people! Think!

silence…

People!

okay, okay. how about this. BP…The first black president…the first black gulf?

What? Are you freaking nuts!

okay…i got one…picture this….pastels…we got bridge over troubled water playing in the background…we get heston to do the voice over…

He’s DEAD moron!

okay…whatever…someone saying “grandma said never to cry over spilt milk’ At BP we say…..hmmmm…..we’re sooooo screwed…….

Heh.