Catholic and Enjoying It!
Bill Gates wants to cull the herd of people poorer than himself.
Last seen contaminating New York’s water supply in a bid for global domination, this time he wants to perform creepy experiments on men’s testicles to see if he can render them “temporarily” depleted of sperm.
Attention, suckers: You are now entering the “What could it hurt?” phase of human history. Meanwhile, Raquel Welch writes:
Seriously, folks, if an aging sex symbol like me starts waving the red flag of caution over how low moral standards have plummeted, you know it’s gotta be pretty bad.
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