And I’m also now friends with *two* Mark Sheas.
I got an exclusive invitation some time ago to join an elite group on Facebook called “The Mark Sheas”. All you need to do to join the group is…. well, I can’t tell you. It’s too secret. I’d invite you to join but I’m just about certain you don’t have what it takes.
Unless your name is…. No! I’ve said too much already. The others will kill me if they find out. Please. help me! I’m in too deep!