Woody Allen gives voice…

…to a common Lefty temptation. Common not because he’s a Lefty, but because he’s human. The problem is that Lefties commonly regard themselves as naturally smarter than the rest of us, and believe that brains are a sure guard against original sin. That’s why you find statues of Lenin erected in Lefty towns but not statues of Hitler. Lenin, you see, was a lefty intellectual, so that makes it okay. Men of Gondor may safely take the Ring for their own because they are the natural leaders.