Catholic and Enjoying It!
It turns out that not only is Obama a godless communist atheist, he’s a Muslim too.
Apparently the unique properties of Kenyan soil, where Obama was *really* born, allow a person to simultaneously embrace atheistic materialism *and* worship Allah at the same time. And all while sitting in a liberal Protestant Church in Chicago and constantly self-identifying as a liberal Protestant Christian.
As somebody who just had his own soul psychically analyzed by this sort of rigorous logic, let me say that Tea Partiers, Beck watchers, and other hysterics would be better served if they just analyzed what Obama said and did, rather than imagining they can somehow divine the gnostic inner truth of the man from rumors, mist, and emotionalism. He’s dangerous and incompetent enough as it is. Don’t borrow trouble by believing whatever self-contradictory rubbish comes to hand just to shout him down. The country doesn’t need crazy demagogues to fight Nanny State Elitists.
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