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Today, my minions, I command you to learn Billy Collins’ “Litany” as well as this mega-adorable kid:

If you need help, here is Collins himself reading it:

And, while I’m on a Collins kick, here’s his great “Forgetfulness” with a cinematic interpretation that’s a litle like “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”:

Oh, and alright: One more with the Amazing Memorizing Kid reciting Tennyson’s “The Eagle”:

That is all!