Toward a Jolly-Friendly Media

In which we continue to discuss ways to make Amerika affirm the Jolly Lifestyle, as well as how to teach our children to practice safe eating.

Say it with me!: We’re out and we’re stout!

Gotta run. See you Monday. We’re planning our first Jolly Pride parade. I’m hoping to be one of those giant balloons. (That’s Jolly in-joke humor. We can say things like that. If *you* say it, it’s oppressive obesophobic hate speech and I will have your ass in court faster than you can say “Big Mac”. Comprende? Building a truly Jolly-Affirming Society is going to require a lot of sacrifice–for you. Sacrificing a sense of humor is a small price for you to pay so that I always feel affirmed in my okayness. Or are you one of those Khristianist hypocrites who doesn’t really believe in love?)

Oh! And I’m starting a new organization for Catholic Jollies who are out and proud called “Pig With Me”. We will be wearing cool XXX size sashes of brown and green at Mass and staging protests to demamd a more inclusive Eucharist of chocolate eclairs and Mountain Dew.

We are growing larger! (More in joke humor. Watch it, insensitive obesophobes!)