In a reminder that Judas Iscariot was the first Catholic teacher to receive a government grant…

…the Feds have now begun to show us what happens when Catholic educational institutions start sucking from the public teat: the Feds declare themselves to be theological authorities handing down edicts from Sinai on what is and is not “authentically” Catholic.

Moral: Catholic schools have to wean themselves from state monies or they will be wholly owned subsidiaries of Caesar, who is a jealous god.