It’s a good start…

but this guy clearly hasn’t hung around nearly as many comboxes as I have. He hasn’t met Death Penalty Obsessive, nor Liturgical Fussbudget. He seems to know nothing of Cardinal Newman Says It’s Okay to Lie Guy, nor Defend War Crimes Dude. Also, he seems never to have encountered Foe of the Whore of Babylon, Obscene Atheist, nor Conspiracy Kook, nor Medjugore Monomaniac. He is oblivious to Tu Quoque Man (catchphrase: “IknowyouarebutwhatamI?”). He has never encountered Take All Arguments as Personal Insults Girl and seems to know nothing of I Used to Respect You Boy and his tragic history of looking up to somebody till they disagreed with him and hurt his precious feelings. Nor does he come close to touching the vast and varied taxonomies of the Flame Warrior site, which by rights should be canonized as a sacred internet site.