Headlines from the People’s Democratic National Security State of Heaven…

….that make you go Hmmmmm….

Darpa director leaving the Pentagon for Google

and

The CIA wants to spy on you through your TV: Agency director says it will ‘transform’ surveillance

I feel safer knowing that the state has its Lidless Eye ever upon me to make sure I don’t do anything my natural masters and owners might regard as untoward. Please keep us safe, Caesar! You are the source and summit of our lives and we worship you! Let us all bow down before the omnipotent state who gives us life and keeps us safe from all the terrifying things the state says we must be terrified about.