as My Struggle with Fr. Z and the other evil competitors in the About.com poll is, I have to humbly acknowledge that there are other matters to attend to as well, such as the contest for best newspaper, including the National Catholic Register, FOR WHICH I HUMBLY WRITE AS WELL!!!
To spur more and ever more spaniel like compliance with my iron will, let me again remind you there is more where this came from:
You know what you have to do.