Steven Greydanus…

Steven Greydanus… March 5, 2012

uses iguanas
to complete dreadful rhymes
and chronicle the time
he spent watching a show
voiced by Danny de Vito.

It’s “The Lorax” by name
and it’s really a shame
the heap of abeuss
Hollywood’s given Seuss.

On the bright side there is
the fact that a whizz
like Steven is left
with the creative heft
to do the autopsy
on each Seussian flopsy
and follow each filmic curse
with reviews done in verse

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