My Kids Are So Cool

Cow Shea

I was standing outside the library at school texting. I looked to my left to see a white-haired man of about 60 or 70 years, also texting. We were both wearing the same sandals, khaki shorts, and exact same blue shirt. We both laughed in the same way as we both realized what was happening, then we both got weirded out, both tried to escape into the library, both stopped so we didn’t follow each other, both went in anyway, and both tried to go in opposite directions, meeting each other at the other end of the building.