Memo to the “Antiwar” Left and “Prolife” Right

You’d be more credible if you didn’t clasp hands in warm agreement and support for your candidates as they both celebrate drone strikes on civilians and children.

No. Really. It’s our policy, warmly agreed upon by both candidates at the debates and studiously not discussed by our hard-hitting investigative state-run media.

One of many reasons I refuse to give either of these people the pinch of incense called a “vote”. I will not consent to this filth.