Not the Onion

Not the Onion February 7, 2013

Seagal to lead school shooting response exercise

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s team will participate in a simulated school shooting as a training exercise, with help from a special celebrity guest, according to a statement.

Along with instructors, actor Steven Seagal will lead the simulation, to take place in the Arizona county on Saturday, February 9.

So, is this Arpaio guy getting ready to run for office or something? Cuz this looks a whole lot like the sort of stupid showbiz crap somebody does when they are planning to go national.


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