Score!

So on April 1, as is my custom each year, I announced my conversion to a boutique religion, just to see who was awake. This year it was Scientology. To my immense satisfaction, a reader writes the following series of replies in the comboxes:

I’m speechless.

And now I’m rofling.

You’re quite the sucker, aren’t you? You’re almost ASKING to be scammed out of everything you own. Have fun, sucker.

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I’m speechless.

And now I’m rofling.

I thought you were trolling me!

You’re quite the sucker, aren’t you? You’re almost ASKING to be scammed out of everything you own. One of L. Ron Hubbard’s most famous quotes was this: “If you really want to make a lot of money, don’t start a business, start a religion!” Why do you think auditing costs so much? Why do you think you’re now donating all of your property to the Church of Scientology?

Have fun, sucker.

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AAAAWWWWW DAMMIT! He posted this on April 1st! I thought I was really making fun of someone for being a scientologist…

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And I posted the same damn think twice. I’m ashamed! Don’t look at me!

Tee, as they say, hee.