Toddler Chained by Syrian Rebels and Forced to Watch Parents Executed

These savages, the same ones who attacked us on 9/11 (since they are, many of them, Al-Quaida), are now mysteriously the people we are supporting in a conflict I cannot, for the life of me, see any need for us to be involved in.

If America was a person, her family would stage an intervention to try to get her to confront her self-destructive behavior and her incredibly bad choice of friends. Lindsay Lohan has more stability, common sense, self-control, and sobriety.