- 'My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ'...
- FLASHBACK: Vowed to Quit A&E if Network Banned Talk of God or Guns...
- A&E Tried to Cut 'Jesus' from Family Prayers...
- Will Air Marathon Despite Suspension...
- No. 1-rated in cable history...
- PALIN DEFENDS...
- CRUZ: 'Represents the America Usually Ignored or Mocked by Liberal Elites'...
- JINDAL: 'Messed Up Situation When Miley Cyrus Gets a Laugh, and Phil Robertson Gets Suspended'...
- GAY WRITER: Fiasco says more about our bigotry than Phil's...
- 'Boycott A&E' FACEBOOK Page Gets 500k 'Likes' in Hours...
- Show Sponsor Backs Robertson...
- PETITION: istandwithphil...
OR, more accurately
- 'Only a money-grubbing secularist with absolutely no grasp of what matters to a devout Evangelical Christian could have possibly failed to foresee that I'm going to put my Christian beliefs ahead of corporate lickspittle cravenness to the Gay Legion of Menacing Visigoths for Tolerance. So you won't get any surrender from me, pal'...
- And it's not like you weren't warned the last time you pulled this crap...
- And, as you saw then, we have enough ratings clout to force you to back down. Surrender now, you overbearing clowns
- A&E: Hey! We may be craven cowards and ideologues who can't stand the redneck audience we both fleece and loathe, but we're money-grubbing craven cowards and ideologues who can't stand the redneck audience we both fleece and loathe, so we're gonna hypocritically airing the Marathon while pretending to care about principles
- ...because, come on, "No. 1-rated in cable history...". Now we have to figure out a way to keep the show on the air as that gigantic audience threatens to suck away all those ratings and revenues. Hmmm, come to think of it, the Gay Legion never watches the show anyway. Maybe we can quietly reinstate the dude and just move on...
- Alaskan grifter and publicity hound horns in on action
- Another GOP politician pretends to care about Duck Dynasty audience in preparation for 2016
- And still another GOP pol pretends to care as he ladles out culture war chum for Red America and the FOX News demographic
- GAY WRITER: Um, guys? The whole gay fascist speech police thing is why people can't stand us. Shut up.
- FB barometer back up gay writer's jitters
- Show Sponsor Says, "What the WTF, A&E? You are going to slaughter this cash cow because a puny minority of metrosexual martinets feel butthurt that they cannot arrest Christians yet? Are you out of your minds?"
- PETITION: "You know that tidal wave of revenue we bestowed on Chik-Fil-A the last time the Gay Legion of Menacing Visigoths for Tolerance tried to smash free speech and persecute Christians for their beliefs? Wait till we vacuum just as much money out of your pockets and the pockets of your sponsors, A&E. Surrender now.