I’ve never thought about the burden movie critics bear

…till I passed on to Steven Greydanus the strange, terrible and hilarious news that Nicholas Cage will be starring in a Left Behind movie.

He replied:

It’s totally true. Been watching this with fascinated dread for awhile.

I replied:

It must be such a crushing burden to have to bear this knowledge in silence while an unsuspecting world goes on about its business, oblivious to the doom it faces.

His response:

Ours is a high and lonely destiny!