The cuddly and adorable side of the Vikings

A scholar of the University of Oslo has cracked one of the rune codes used by the Vikings, revealing they were sending each other messages such as ‘Kiss me’.

I want ancient runes that say:

A Møøse once bit my sister …

No realli!  She was Karving her initials on the møøse  with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an Oslo dentist and  star of many Norwegian møvies:  “The Høt Hands of an Oslo  Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst   Nordfink”.

We apologise for the fault in the subtitles.  Those responsible have been sacked.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti…

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles.  Those  responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.