…sends this along in celebration of our mutual birthday:
That reminds, The Internet, I also need this for my complete flourishing as a human being:
It’s only $6,500. I’ve seen the generosity you guys are capable of. If you band together, you will be able to provide me with *minutes* of ephemeral happiness on my birthday, until I get bored with this and want something else. Isn’t it worth the sacrifice to know you’ve done that?