Ancient Magic 8 Ball Discovered

Ancient Magic 8 Ball Discovered February 18, 2015

…in the form of a document called the “Gospel of the Lots of Mary“.

The key word in the title is “lots” not “Mary”:

The text would have been used for divination, Luijendijk said. A person seeking an answer to a question could have sought out the owner of this book, asked a question, and gone through a process that would randomly select one of the 37 oracles to help find a solution to the person’s problem. The owner of the book could have acted as a diviner, helping to interpret the written oracles, she said.

This is not even a gospel in the sense of a gnostic gospel, which it least propose a somewhat murky body of hidden doctrine.  And it is certainly not a gospel in the Christian sense best defined by a German theologian about a century ago as a passion narrative with a long introduction.  This is, very literally a collection of lots and called that by the author.  Sure, he attributes it to Mary just as a 19th century snake oil salesman attributed his wares to a secret formula stolen from the Czar of all the Russias, but at the end of the day, it’s a fortune-telling gimmick.

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  • wlinden

    “… could have”. Or not.

  • D.T. McCameron

    I misread that for an abundance of Mary, in the vein of “Whole Lotta Rosie”.

  • BVSG

    Thanks, with all the falsehoods out there, It’s good to know I can bury this one

  • Not nearly as old as 1 Samuel 14:41.

    In other news, as the new age author Richard Bach put it in Illusions II after he woke up from the coma, you can do this with *any* book of sufficient length. Close your eyes, open it at random, point to a sentence and it will be something your subconscious has been working on.

  • Varenius

    Not unlike the text of the I Ching.