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Annual Ninja March on Washington Happening Now

Annual Ninja March on Washington Happening Now January 27, 2017

Silently, stealthily, hundreds of thousands of ninjas are making their way through the streets and along the Mall in our nation’s capital, apparently in “protest” of something or other, no one knows what. Media reports are unclear about their purpose, their aims and their objective. Interviews with isolated pockets of counter-protesters have made clear that abortion is the most sacred thing any civilization can possibly honor and that only a fool could disagree with that. But as to the reason for this large annual gathering of ninjas with unreadable signs, unintelligible chants and obscure aims, experts are at a loss. We can only conclude nothing is happening and move on to some real news:


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