As a nation only just recovering from the horrors of Bowling Green, I reach across the ocean in friendship and sympathy for those guys at that thing, that terrible terrorist thing, that happened, sometime or other, somewhere or other in Sweden Friday night.
Of course, there was also a real terrorist attack, by the neo-nazis so near and dear to our Master Racist and his false prophet anti-pope Steve Bannon, on refugees. But they don’t want you to know that.
Caught in his one billionth lie, the Team of Liars quickly set to work to say that he was not saying what he obviously said and only meant that crime was on the rise in Sweden because of refugees and migrants. They then closed with Melania Trump saying the Our Father and told the fake media to show some respect for Baby Christians at prayer.