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Ouch 2014-12-31T14:27:43-07:00

From our “Don’t Stand So Close to Me” files, we find this encomium to the Son of Man:

“I’m glad he’s out playing golf. I happen to be a golfer. I think presidents deserve down time.” – Dan Quayle

As the world continues to be rocked by wars abroad, insurrection and brutality in the Islamosphere from our dear dear friends in Libya and Saudi Arabia, earthquake, tsunami, nuclear catastrophe, and financial disaster at home, it’s good to know that this most emblematic of Generation Narcissus Presidents is doing what he needs to do for him and that brilliant men like Dan Quayle fully approve. How good and pleasant it is when brothers dwell together in unity. Who says bipartisanship is dead?


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