Some lady from Seattle purchases an ambassadorship for $500,000 from Obama and proceeds to make life for her underlings such a living hell that they request transfers to Iraq and Afghanistan to get away from her shrewishness.
Who better to represent our Ongoing Triumphant Good Neighbor policies abroad? I wonder what else we can do to win friends and influence people? Aren’t we overdue to attack somebody about something? Luxembourg looks like a nice place. How about we liberate them?