Catholic and Enjoying It!
STD and Cheating Spouse detection apps for your cell! Specifically, designed for Bright Young British Things who don’t want to visit the doctor. All you do is pee on your cell phone!
You know, if some evil super villain were going to hatch a scheme to make a whole civilization degrade and demean itself simply for his amusement, you could hardly come up with something more insulting than the spectacle of millions of human beings peeing on the cell phones.
Post-Christian West: Thy Name is Liberated Human Dignity! Good thing you aren’t enslaved to that horrible vision of Christian love that Jesus taught.
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