This just came over the transom and does not appear to be a joke:
I just wanted to share with you an innovative approach to building your body and strengthening your faith has arrived in select bookstores across North America. Toronto-based personal trainer Michael Carrera has officially launched The Catholic Workout – an easy-to-follow, yet effective workout program that pairs faith with fitness by combining praying the rosary with resistance training exercises. The program involves five specific exercises that focus on a particular event in the Passion of Christ, using dumbbells to tone and strengthen the body.
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