Who could have foreseen it?

It turns out that a major world religion known as the “Catholic Church” is, in the Archdiocese of Arlington, VA actually asking teachers of that religion to believe and teach the religion they have been asked by the Archdiocese to believe and teach.

The press responds with customary horror at the Church’s insistence that Catholic teachers teach Catholic teaching.

In totally unrelated news, management for the Boeing aircraft company rejected a demand by engineers to “be allowed to design toys and women’s undergarments instead of all this stupid airplane stuff cuz it just feels more authentic to my mood for today.”