Gush! Sob!

I write a lot! I really write a lot!

I’m humbled by this recognition of how much I talk and talk and talk! Gosh! There’s so much I’d like to say! I could just talk and talk and talk! But I will be merciful instead.

I’d like to thank the Academy, my parents, my family, the person to whom I owe the greatest debt for this award: My High School Typing Teacher, who made it all possible. (Seriously, the single most valuable class I ever took.)