Obama to Troops

Bend over–again. You guys and your families need to sacrifice more pay and benefits while I go golfing with my cronies. Be sure to pay your taxes before I send you into harm’s way again. We can’t waste it on your insignificant widows and orphans when there are incompetent executives who still lack gold bathroom fixtures. Priorities, people! Priorities!

It is a testament to the honor of our troops that nobody has yet started talking about a coup against the worthless, vile swine who are our ruling class. These people are only flesh and blood. You can only abuse them so long.