Where else can you find an exchange like this in comboxes?:
When Ben Affleck was dating Jennifer Lopez, they were in talks to star in a remake of Casablanca. Thankfully, God stepped in and broke up the two of them, so the project was scrapped.
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“Ben Affleck … Jennifer Lopez … remake of Casablanca.”
That would have induced proton decay throughout this expansion domain.
(non-physicists: that’s bad, m’kay?)
Top that, Greydanus!