Hey Colorado! I’m coming your way starting tomorrow!

Here’s the schedule:

November 5 Archdiocese of Denver First Thursday Prayer Breakfast for Catholic Professionals Topic: 101 Reasons Not To Be Catholic. Contact: Frank Indiano

November 5 6:00 Evangelization Forum at John Paul II Center, Denver, CO. Topic: 101 Reasons Not To Be Catholic. Contact: Frank Indiano

November 6 Theology on Tap, Denver, CO. Topic: 101 Reasons Not To Be Catholic. Contact: Frank Indiano

November 7 10:00 AM. St. Mary’s Parish in Littleton, CO. Topic: Care and Feeding of the Lay Catholic Apostle.  Contact: Frank Indiano

That means I’m outta here till next Monday. You kids don’t put no beans up your noses while I’m gone.

And if any more people subscribe to be my Followers, I want you, my faithful shuffling hordes of lobotomized sycophants, to teach them Our Song:

By the way, here’s the Zombie Cheer:

“What do we want?”

“BRAINS!”

“When do we want ’em?”

“BRAINS!”