150 Followers!

Ha! Today, my legions of terror, we celebrate!

For even as my nemesis, Fr. Philip, was gloating about his tiny and pathetic band of a mere 150 followers, *my* ranks of devoted minions was swelling to a glorious and unstoppable force of 150!

Time is on our side, my cringing slaves and mewling sycophants! Soon Fr. Philip himself will be among my most ardent zombies. For mine are the far cooler busy work tasks. Let him try as he may, but can Fr. Philip possibly find for you such video awesomeness as the very young Karl Keating starring in the 1975 documentary on economic theory called “The Incredible Bread Machine”?:

No! He cannot! (And yes, that really is Karl Keating!)

You will bow before me, Fr. Philip! You and your heirs!

Of course, as a professional Dark Lord, I am distinctly cool to the whole “free men, free economies, and free societies” thing, much preferring a world of slaves cringing at my feet, doing my bidding, and hastening in lickspittle pusillanimity to attend to my capricious and demented whims. But I allow you to view this clip in order to give you all an illusory sense of freedom as a sort of pressure valve on your sense of outraged individuality. Enjoy it! I command you!

Then back to the mines!