Funniest Headline of the Debate

Trump Struggles; Clinton Clings to Facts and Figures

Reminds me of the old Soviet joke about the race between the American and Russian race car drivers. The American wins and Pravda announces: “SUPERIOR SOVIET TECHNOLOGY PLACES SECOND! DECADENT AMERICAN COMES IN NEXT TO LAST”

Only in the world of postmodern FOX alternate reality is a command of the facts and figures “clinging” and a torrent of lying, blustering, bullying in place of competence “struggling”.