Shorter Veep Debate

Kaine pledged to stand by and do nothing while people stab babies in the brain with scissors and Pence, while telling a bald-faced lie that Trump was pro-life, shifted to what he and his Master *really* care about: pledging to look desperate Syrian children in the eye and say, “Screw you, foreign devil. Die in torments for all we care.” Now it’s just a question of which of them the Sadist-American demographic finds more appealing.