…it’s stir, whip! Stir, whip! Speaking of pain, I wonder how much suffering Art Carney endured making this? People of Earth! Where is my one milllllion dollars? Do you really think your loved ones can take much more of this? Submit! Submit, I say! That is all! Read more

…to being the 67th anniversary of the Battle of Bulge, and the birthday of Ludwig von Beethoven, today is also the 28th Anniversary of my marriage to the most beautiful, most loving, most wonderful woman in the world. Accordingly, I am taking her on a (rare) dinner date followed by a show at Taproot Theatre tonight and we plan on having a splendid time. Words cannot do justice to the gift my sweet Janet has been to me and to... Read more

Many of you may remember torture. It’s what our entire field of GOP candidates endorse (except for the noble exception of Huntsmand and Paul). It’s what the GOP lie about and say waterboarding isn’t. It’s what the GOP lies about and claims we got bin Laden with. It’s what the GOP lies about when they pretend waterboarding is the only form of torture we deployed (overlooking the broken bones, frozen corpses, and innocent people who somehow died in custody by... Read more

warming/climate change/climate disruption: fake but accurate. The point is, you people need to be instructed on what to think, even if that requires lying. And besides, as Catholics have been arguing for months, lying is perfectly fine when you do it in a good cause. Wow. Prolie Catholics, Eric Holder, and global warming agitprop artists all on the same page defending the righteousness of lying in a good cause–or perhaps just defending the Orwellian redefinition of lying to something else... Read more

This is just a reminder that the Incarnation of the Son of God took place, not because of our awesomeness, but because of His dizzying condescension to our low estate: Psalm 8 O LORD, our Lord, how majestic is thy name in all the earth! Thou whose glory above the heavens is chanted by the mouth of babes and infants, thou hast founded a bulwark because of thy foes, to still the enemy and the avenger. When I look at... Read more

I’m a liberal arts major so science, while interesting, is not something I claim expertise in. Still, there are questions that occur to me. Among them is one prompted by this: My question is this: having disposed of a universe-permeating field known as “ether” in the 19th Century, what exactly is the difference between that and another universe-permeating field called a “Higgs field” in the 21st Century? I’m wondering what Mike Flynn makes of all this. Read more

As I foretold, Obama has now promised to sign the draconian new law empowering him to arrest and detain American citizens indefinitely, just so long as he and he alone declares them to be enemies of the state. You are now a subject, not a citizen and your rights (by bipartisan agreement of our Ruling Elites) come not from God but from the generosity and sufferance of our God King. If the state decides to strip you of your rights... Read more

This will hurt you more than it hurts me. That’s what makes me feel so powerful: Have you noticed that with the sole exception of Han Solo at the very beginning, all the dialog has been in Wookiee? Don’t worry. Soon there will be English dialog that will make you long for more Wookiee. That is all! Read more

So do your boys. So does every homo sapiens with a Y chromosome. If you don’t get him one, you are bad and selfish and you don’t love him as he needs and deserves to be loved. Men: do I hear an Amen? Read more

…demonstrate that hard-boiled independence, creativity and willingness to think outside the box that makes them such first rate investigators of the rich and powerful and courageous protectors of the weak and vulnerable: With these fearless brokers of public discourse constantly on the watch to Subvert the Dominant Paradigm, we can all rest assured our national discourse will conform as resistlessly to the will of the Powerful and Rich as water does to the shape of a cup. These bold independent... Read more