Corporate Journalists! Your Moral and Intellectual Superiors…

…demonstrate that hard-boiled independence, creativity and willingness to think outside the box that makes them such first rate investigators of the rich and powerful and courageous protectors of the weak and vulnerable:

With these fearless brokers of public discourse constantly on the watch to Subvert the Dominant Paradigm, we can all rest assured our national discourse will conform as resistlessly to the will of the Powerful and Rich as water does to the shape of a cup. These bold independent minds will report exactly what their paymasters command them to report. Funniest part: they will call it Freedom of the Press!