If you are going to proclaim yourself the hardened, tough adults who stand for Humanity Come of Age as you glory over theists, the weaklings on crutches whose beliefs originate in the “bawling and fearful infancy of our species”, then for heaven’s sake (get it?) man up and stop sniveling, you wusses! Mature adults don’t sue because they had to turn off the television to avoid the topic of religion or news announcements about a Day of Prayer. They don’t... Read more

Today, my robotic shufflers and yes men, I have decided to grace you, yet again, with THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL!!! I will continue to post a segment each day until the governments of earth give me one millllion dollars or the President orders my indefinite detention or summary execution without trial. He will find that difficult since my location is the best kept secret in the universe. I am invincible! INVINCIBLE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That is all! Read more

A friend writes: I have some sad news. Due to severe financial struggles, I may be laid off very soon. If you have any suggestions or advice that may prove helpful in looking for work, or if you know of any employers (especially in the DC area) who may be looking for someone with any of my skills, please let me know. I would deeply appreciate any assistance and prayers you can offer. My friend is highly intelligent, a good... Read more

Crocs in a Nuke Plant! Read more

B-Bach’s Beat is on the air! So is PrayTheMass.org And Infinite Grace is continuing her Post Abortion Walk and invites you to join her on the journey of mercy, grace, and healing. And Mary’s Aggies has found a video whose geekly quotient is so high that it has actually broken Geekometers trying to measure it. That’s because of its unique blend of Star Wars Geekiness with Christian pop music geekiness and the special niche within Christian pop geekiness known as... Read more

One of the more tedious memes that Andrew Sullivan insists upon pressing (now that the burning issue of Trig Trutherism and his bizarre fascination with Palin’s femininity is–finally–receding from his consciousness) is something called “Christianism”. It’s a sort of tu quoque term that was coined to say, “IknowyouarebutwhatamI?” to toss sundry Christians into the same bin as lunatic Islamists who fly planes into buildings and blow up busses with children. It’s part of the general attempt by the left to... Read more

Two of the best things in the world, now rolled up together in a tasty treat, talking about the divine gift of the imagination. Read more

…that one of the great things about being Catholic is that everything is interesting because it’s all part of God’s ongoing act of creation and redemption and is therefore grist for Catholics to think about. So, for instance, a Vatican university just hosted a conference looking at the (amazingly complex) history and meaning of tattoos. Tattoos are emphatically not my cup of tea. But then who says everything has to fit into my teacup? Tattoos are as much a form... Read more

Dearest Minions, Suckups, Toadies and Dribbling Sycophants: I am gratified to report that not only has Patheos graciously restored the little dealie that tells me how many followers I have (over on the right rail), but as an extra-special Dark Lord bonus, I actually really and truly have 666 followers! In celebration of this delightful serendipity, I will suspend playing Meatloaf’s Greatest Hits over the loudspeakers in the Pits of Despair during lunch today. Also, follower #666 is entitled to... Read more

…is hard at work. Having shouted down such enemies of the Faith as faithful Catholics who suggested there was something amiss with Maciel, Euteneuer, and Corapi, Defenders of the Faith now return to the fray to accuse still more honest Catholics of enmity to the Faith. Witness, for instance, this story, which details the calamitous failure of oversight by Bp. Finn. That’s bad enough. But now witness a letter I got from a reader, who agrees that this was indeed... Read more