List of Paradoxes

List of Paradoxes

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  1. I have amazing friends. I’ve lost amazing friends.
  2. I’m blessed with a good church. What a headache!
  3. I’ve got lots to be thankful for. I’ve got lots to complain about.
  4. I’ve got a reason to get up in the morning. I could sleep all day.
  5. I need people in my life. I sometimes wish they would leave me alone.
  6. I’m loved. I’m hated.
  7. I’m happy. No, wait, I’m depressed. No, wait…
  8. I live in inexpressible light. It’s so dark I can’t find the switch.
  9. I boldly go where no man has gone before. I’m an idiot!
  10. I’m rich. I’m bankrupt.

The fine art photograph is a cropped version of my photographer friend’s photograph, “Longing”, Howard Nowlan


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