The 9 Types of Weird People That Come to Your Church

2. The Bible Hitman– Size matters. At least in the size of the Bible. These guys are easy to spot because they proudly carry their 25-pound coffee table family Bible with them to church, usually overflowing with notes to let you know that they love God and you don’t. They scoff at anyone trying to read their Bible off of a smartphone. No technology allowed. Holiness to God means carting around an oversized, leather-bound, gold-embossed Holy Bible with a minimum of two bookmark tassles. If the Bible doesn’t cause back pain, it’s not big enough.