The 9 Types of Weird People That Come to Your Church

3. The Faux Worshipper – This is the person who doesn’t want to be there. They pretend to be on their phone reading the Bible, although the sound isn’t turned down enough and you can plainly hear Angry Birds. He’s mastered the art of cupping his hands in prayer while checking the latest scores on his smart phone. It could be a man dragged to church by his wife, or a mom interested more in the free childcare and an hour of sanity than in actually learning something.