The 9 Types of Weird People That Come to Your Church

4. The Late Bloomer – They didn’t grow up in church. They don’t know the lingo. They’ve never heard of a “Fellowship Hall.” They couldn’t tell you what “VBS” stands for. They want to belong, but since they weren’t raised in church they’ll spend most of their time on the outside looking in, trying to decipher the hidden meanings of church-talk without looking like an idiot.