P(rayer) Funk!

Now this is what I want you all to do:

If you got faults, defects or shortcomings,

You know, like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines,

Whatever part of your body it is,

I want you to lay it on your radio, let the vibes flow through.

Funk not only moves, it can re-move, dig?

The desired effect is what you get

When you improve your Interplanetary Funksmanship.

P. Funk (Wants To Get Funked Up) from Mothership Connection, 1975. Source

During a chapel service, Sisters of St. Francis nuns, including Sister Georgiana Franzluebbers, in front, offer blessings. For a fee, the sisters will pray for clients’ specific needs.

The real story, from the Houston Chronicle.

Thanks to FWD from Doug Burns.