71 Things I Would Rather Hear than the New Hillsong Album

59. William Hung’s rendition of “Hotel California”

58. Kanye West’s live recording of “Bohemian Rhapsody”

57. The US National Anthem sung by Carl Lewis

56. Neil Diamond singing British composer John Rutter

55. A Messiah organist on crack

54. John Daker singing “Christ the Lord Is Risen Today” and “Amora” too, okaaay?

53. John Daker singing “Moon River” and “The Woody Woodpecker Theme”

52. Kitschy Baptist church choir Christmas classic “Come On, Ring Those Bells”

51. Adele’s Grammy disaster

50. “Return of the Jedi” auf Deutsch