71 Things I Would Rather Hear than the New Hillsong Album

39. A trigonometry lecture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryeL9WXmnQc

38. Cicadas doing their thing

37. This guy’s car

36. Fingernails on a chalkboard

35. A dental drill

33. This retro commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNBtzYO2VoU

32. Death metal preacher

31. Every rap number ever recorded by a Caucasian person

30. “I Want Candy.” Every cover version ever.