A Lament in Cold Weather, if I was a different sort of person, it would be a poem

I’ve got a baby, a little boy, a cat and a computer all keeping me warm and making it extremely hard to even consider getting out of bed and into the cold.

Really, I’ve been so looking forward to global warming and its turning out to be such a huge disappointment, at least here in New York. Instead of warming we’re daily experiencing global cooling and dimming. Alright alright, I’m not trying to start a climate change debate. I’m just putting off the inevitable minute I have to get up.

Did I mention that I have to take a Tupperware of Ice to school today?

I don’t understand the purpose, what with God being sovereign and all, of cold weather.