LA One – This has to go down as one of our least imaginative titles yet. We can only hope you won’t hold it against us, especially after you get a whiff of where we’re going with all this. Yes, L.A.’s a big and unruly place, hardly anybody’s idea of nirvana. In fact, the Lonely Planet guides made mention of someone who owned an island in Fiji “after having attained enlightenment in Los Angeles,” as though such a thing was patently absurd. Oh, well, we figure enlightened is as enlightened does and heaven is where you find it (or yourself), so we’re just going to launch off into the L.A. part of our story. Some highlights? Steve has his own transformation, as does his ’89 Honda. Meet Pa and check out the Prophet or Madman mobile. Bruce and Steve cruise the Sunset Strip, visit Beverly Hills and check out the shops on Melrose. Along the way Steve throws Bruce in with actors, producers and rock stars. How’s that going to work out?