Shoved to Them
#3 cried all weekend because he thought that he had eaten our “being married.” He was sure that one of us would have to move out.
I bought a simple gold band on Sunday. He looked happy, but kept staring at it. Then Monday morning he told #2, “Mom has the One Ring.”
“She does?”
“Yes, the one ring to rule them all…”
Personally, I’m okay with that. It seems just about right…..(cue evil laughter)
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